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Aimless veteran-now-armchair officer? Pretty-faced, useless fop? Pathetic sycophant licking the boots of the bigger fish in the Amestrian Army’s sea? It’s easy to watch Roy in action or listen in on the stories about his escapades, and easier still to make all sorts of conclusions regarding his actions, or what he’s “really” like – he certainly doesn’t bother explaining himself to anyone, and does, at times, encourage the wild speculation. Most will likely interpret this as his means of building his legend: all publicity’s good publicity, or so they say. The truth of the matter, however, is that Roy couldn’t care less what people think of him. He’s a Man on a Mission, and everything he does is carefully measured, calculated towards getting exactly what he wants by hook or by crook. It may look like he’s doing little else beyond chasing skirts to his equals, sucking up to his officers or finding every way to avoid work by shoving it off to his direct subordinates, but in actuality, this is simply Roy disregarding what he believes are extraneous to actually accomplishing his goals.